Bae Side

by Ryan Manhole

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Recorded in Eugene (Summer, 2017)

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released August 18, 2017

Extra special thanks to Grim, Ian and Skye <3

All songs by me ;3

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Track Name: I Love Rock 'n Roll 'n You
The day we
first met
was the day the music came
back from the dead
(yeah, yeah)

Baby it's true
I love rock 'n roll 'n you
Baby it's true
I love rock 'n roll and you

When into the wastebasket
you spat your bubblegum
it was 3 guitars,
Rickenbacker bass
and drums

Chorus

When I saw she had the first album by Teenage Head
and T-Rex's The Slider
I immediately wanted to be wed
and always be beside her

I was into the black
when she came out of the blue
My heart was the drum kit
and she was Keith Moon

Chorus
Track Name: Jack-'o-lantern Heart
You are the candle inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart
(Heart, heart)
Yes, you are the candle inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart
(Heart, heart)

With a knife it was gashed
With a spoon its insides
were scooped into the trash
but
you are the candle
inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart

You are the candle inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart
(Heart, heart)
Yeah, you are the candle inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart
(Heart, heart)

To rough cold nights
it was exposed
but its smile
will never decompose (for)

You are the candle inside my
You are the candle inside my
You are the candle inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart

You are the candle
so please don't treat it like a vandal
cuz
You are the candle inside my Jack-o'-lantern heart
My Jack-o'-lantern heart
Track Name: Maul, Maul, Maul, Maul, Maul My Honeycomb Heart
I've got something delicious
(growl growl)
Don't be suspicious
(Come out, come out)

and maul my
honeycomb heart
maul my
honeycomb heart
maul, maul, maul, maul, maul
my honeycomb heart

You can smear it
on a biscuit
and have it with tea
(growl growl)
How can someone
this cute be?
(Come out, come out)

You're giving my chest
a cavity
when you maul, maul, maul, maul, maul
my honeycomb heart
when you maul, maul, maul, maul, maul
my honeycomb heart


When you're on the go
put it in a pot
and just know,
with every paw dip, that I love you a lot

all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all
all, all, all, all, always

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll always love you
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll always love you
Track Name: Posthumorous Song
Life was a riot
then you turned on the hose
now I'm smelling the coffee
instead of a rose
Wedding bells were ringing in my ears
and then you hit the gong

So now I'm singin'

a post humorous song
a post humorous song

Life was a gas
then you struck a match and
now it hurts whenever I laugh
I used to roll in the aisles
with the punches
but now my smile's
in crutches

and my heart 's
a whoopee cushion that won't fart

I found myself the unfunny antagonist
in a Dane Cook rom-com
So now I'm singing
a post humorous song
Track Name: Hot! Chocolate Eyes
When your eyes look into mine
I wanna drink 'em right out of a stein
My heart takes a leap and it skips a beat
and trips over
its 2 left ventricle feet

and it melts
like a big pink marshmallow
every time
I'm lookin' in your
hot
chocolate eyes

When my eyes look into yours
they're like 2 kids in a candy store
or wide open bags on Halloween
cuz they're the sweetest things
that I've ever seen
and I melt like a big pink marshmallow
every time
I'm starin' in your hot
chocolate eyes

Baby,
You're the whole kit and caboodle
Do you wanna go get some strudel?

I'm a chocoholic for your chocolate eyes
Track Name: (I'm Movin' to) Cuteopia
Fuck
RIck
and Morty
Gag, puke, yuck!
Someone export me

I'm movin' to
Cuteopia

I hate
Adventure Time
Tina Belcher
is not fine

I'm movin' to Cuteopia

Hello Kitty!
solo

South Park
(in my mouth is barf)
Family Guy
(Where are Cammy's thighs?)
Steven
Universe
I'm heaving you into the wood chipper
(head first)
so suck my weeaboo dick

Cuteopia
(I'm moving to)
Cuteopia
(I'm moving to)
Cuteopia
(We're moving too!)
So won't you come along with me?
Track Name: Shit Tier Backer of my Hatreon
You pledged me a link
to your bandcamp
Around my autograph book
my hands are not clasped

Sorry I don't recognize your genius
(Sorry dude)
I don't suck erect for guys penis

solo

I perk that you picked
was a Ryan Manhole review
I don't jerk dick
so can you handle the truth?

Your CD is a jock piece of shit
(sorry dude)
A gun you should cock
and cease to exist

You're just a shit tier backer
of my Hatreon
You're just a shit tier backer
of my Hatreon
Cease to exist
Track Name: I Wanna Be Your Inner Tube
I-
N-N-
E-R-
T-U-B-E-I
N-N-
E-R-
T-U-B-E-I

wanna be your inner tube
I wanna be your inner tube
I wanna be your inner tube
(I wanna be your inner tube)

Your dreamboat
sunk
He was a total
hunk of junk
I'll be your inner tube
I wanna be your inner tube

chorus

So sit your butt down in my lap
(ah-ooo!)
I'll never treat you like crap
(it's true)
Cuz baby I love only you

I
wanna be your inner tube
(even in the winter too)